TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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