i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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