i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
