i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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