Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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