We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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