There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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