I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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