I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You need a sexual gate keeper
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
