his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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