I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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