Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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