Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dude i'm inner monologue high
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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