love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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