I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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