Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I am mentally ready for anal.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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