everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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