I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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