what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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