Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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