Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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