your thong is hanging out like whoa
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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