I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Randomize
