Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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