She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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