So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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