But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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