from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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