Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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