My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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