Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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