just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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