The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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