We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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