Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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