just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
