there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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