Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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