why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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