i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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