The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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