He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
zippers are such a cool invention
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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