a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Small penises have feelings too.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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