chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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