get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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