what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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