fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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