Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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