I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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