she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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